he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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