We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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