someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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