i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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