I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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