i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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