Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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