At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
