Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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