sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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