Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Congratulations! We have a period
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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