I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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