We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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