let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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