Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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