I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
