Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
