Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize