we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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