He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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