hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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