Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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