Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i came on her dog
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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