if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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