So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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