You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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