U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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