I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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