I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened