So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral