This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she smelled like a LAN party
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
