i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
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ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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