The maid of honor just puked.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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