Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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