My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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