what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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