He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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