it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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