He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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