Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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