Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
we made out on top of his cat.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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