margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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