i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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