i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Found the puke drawer
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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