:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Randomize
