Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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