Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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