My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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