Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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