i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she told me i tasted like america
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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