i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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