Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
But break dance skills will only take you so far
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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