I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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