trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So. Much. Porn.
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