There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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