i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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