why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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