dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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