butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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